pole-toucher

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

by bortschuss May 1, 2007

Hit the poles

To pole dance -- usually for a strip club

Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank

by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019

Jew Pole

A post or pole used to erect an object for a temporary amount of time. Often Alder or maple saplings.

Hey Kyle get the Jew Pole and stand that C sucker up under the tarp

by Aspadesaspade November 29, 2022

Pole-Bearer

The person on a stag do that has to wank off the groom when required!

Wayne: You coming Rob's the stag do Dave?
Dave: Yeah I got invited last minute, i'm the pole-bearer!
Wayne: That's fucked

by Johnthebaptist69 June 1, 2018

hoetem pole

The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.

Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.

by Boomer3we May 27, 2016

Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.

Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....

by Javad0g July 24, 2009

pole fucker

When a women masterbates with a bed pole or a type of pole instead of a dildo

That girl rides that pole like a pole fucker

by batman1998353 May 12, 2015