Mashed Potatoes

Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.

"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes"
"Hell ya man"

by annaa.rosee January 7, 2021

useless sack of potatoes

A useless sack of potatoes is very useless like me,they are to smart and not cool

Girl 1:omg look at that useless sack of potatoes!
Girl 2: she is so fucking gugly

by #uselesssackofpotatoes May 23, 2018

Mashed Potatoes

Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.

A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes

by Herardo May 24, 2016

potatoes and gravy

An unusual and rare type of shit that consists of round,slimy turds about the size of new potatoes in a thick,diarrhea sauce. AKA Gruesome Goulash

I really had to clench my butt cheeks to keep the gravy from oozing out from the potatoes and gravy in my colon.

by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011

potatoes

Term found in psycology books meaning vodka.
Common substance used in making vodka. Usually found in the ground.

Let's go drink some potatoes

by El Barto May 11, 2004

mashed potatoes

The way that a person feels after engaging in sexual intercourse or after having an orgasm. This may include sleepyness, the inability to think straight, and the munchies.

That sex made me feel all mashed potatoes! I can't think straight! Hey, do we have any chex mix?

by ColleenaRae December 31, 2008

Pontatoes

jumping up and down on world of warcraft and ignoring your girlfriend

my girlfriend : i wanna cuddle
me : pontatoes!

by ImSmokeyTheBear September 27, 2011