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Mista Penguin

A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.

He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.
person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"

person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"
by MizzEverest August 23, 2011
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penguins

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.
Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!
by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005
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phinguh phuck

an asian dialect for the act of examining something with your fingers to check its quality
i was in china town trying to sell weed and a short chinky midget named kai gao lim came up to me and asked if he could phinguh phuck the weed two tyme
by mc3yee November 3, 2010
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Penguin

Dat's a big penguin
by XxUnknowxX March 6, 2017
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getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).
Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!
by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006
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piggunds

Etymology: Modern terminology, derived from pig. Evolved as time progressed.

1: one who is slow-witted or stupid (a dunce)
2: frequently makes unintelligent decisions or acts
3: an annoyingly stupid or foolish person (a schmuck)
4: may imply utter worthlessness and usually suggests arousing an attitude of moral
indignation
5: may stress pitiable inadequacy or may suggest wretchedness or sordidness
"What a piggunds."
"Yo piggunds!"
by cood March 8, 2005
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PiGGuin

The ownage incarnate, he is half pig, half penguin... and all mutha fucking PIMP
The PiGGuin so can kick your ass
by Mandog July 30, 2006
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