Pigeon Skills

To be able to spin yeast based carbohydrates upon mouth or beak, similar to a pigeon. Also used in reference to someone lying through their teeth in a well-conceived manner.

Guy 1- Fuck, did you just see that Blackbird in your garden?

Guy 2-Pigeon skills!
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Man 1- I never stole your idea for this story lad, you know you can count on me.

Man 2- Bollocks. It's got Pigeon Skills written all over it.

by SummerOnions April 22, 2009

germ pigeon

A generally small person who is known to carry a contagious disease and should be avoided as such

Harris is a germ pigeon!

by Alternity April 11, 2004

Spunk pigeon

The spunk pigeon is the act of ejaculating (spunking) into a girls anus or vagina. Preferably anus.

Once the anus of vagina is fully spunked up. You then make your best pigeon stance and peck the spunk out of that little whole.

Ronnie: bruh, took a girl home last night from da club

Gaz: dude, awesome.. did you give her a sweet fucking?

Ronnie: yeah bruh, but she made me do the spunk pigeon.

Gaz: spunk pigeon!? WTF IS DAT BRO?

Ronnie: well I fucked her well and true bruh, but! Bruh.. I came in her ass.. and she made me pretend to be a pigeon and peck is out bruh. Face was covered in shit and goo and spunk man

Gaz: bruh, that isn't sweggy at all..

by The dick master 34 January 25, 2017

Not my pigeon

Not of material interest oneself. Not one's business. Not an activity one would typically engage in under normal circumstances.

"Leeroy, ya djam fool buoy. Get yourselt oder 'ere an' have a tug on dis 'ere crack pipe."

"That's jolly decent of you Winston my dear boy, but freebasing crack cocaine is really not my pigeon. These days I stick to mainlining skag and the occassional speedball."

by Mikee T September 21, 2008

pigeon toed

1. Description of any person whose feet naturally rotate at the ankles towards each other such that the toes on each foot are angled towards each other in a state of rest. 2. What eventually happens to the feet of all members of a marching band.

1. My brother is pigeon toed. Not sure why he is because it's not hereditary. 2. The school band has two hundred members and their all pigeon toed. Yea, I think it's a membership requirement.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

pigeon ass

Someone with a sweaty ass that seems to coo when they walk.

"You hear that, sounds like someone has pigeon ass."

by Christian Fehr August 4, 2007

Clay Pigeon

While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a shotgun fire sound effect.

Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she got clay pidgeoned!"

by Justin, Mike, and John September 16, 2004