vote 4 pedro

If you vote 4 Pedro, all your wildest dreams will come true.

He's got a sweet bike, he's good at hooking up with chicks, and he's the only guy in school with a mustache.

by Pedro Sanchez March 11, 2005

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Uncle Pedro

An uncle who normally owns a van and gets all da girlz but prefers kids from ages 8-14

Girl 1: OMG JAKE BABAJEWS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ya he's really hot but he's an Uncle Pedro. He touchin' dem kids...

by Fnxdjljsjlndtykvsarhjbf January 27, 2018

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Positive Pedro

The opposite of "Negative Nancy," somebody that is always positive.

doombreeder3832: yeh, and that wuz the 3rd time she cheated on me, my lyfe suks rite now.

P3aC30n34rth: Well, not to be a positive pedro but my life fucking kills right now.

doombreeder3832: no its fine.

by charles charlie August 23, 2008

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Pedro's hoes

Hoes That Belong To Pedro That Require Corona Beer Or Tequilas And Tacos As Payment For Sexual Activities

Pedro's hoe "Aye Papi!!!!!!!"
Old Man "Good Now Go Hoe. Here's You Case Of Beer And Bag Of Taco's. And Send Some More Of Pedro's hoes"

by MishkaItsTrara January 25, 2014

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purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.

purple pedro erection

by cavsdt January 14, 2009

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