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mother pecker

1) A mother pecker is a man who fucks his mother like a mother fucker. Unlike "mother fucker," which means a man who fucks his mother in any style, a mother pecker fucks her from behind in doggy style or licks her anus from behind.
2) Like "mother fucker," it also just insults someone to be blamed.
1. John: "Did you know Tom fucked his mom Pamela from behind so many time?"
Mike: "What?! He is indeed a mother pecker!"
2. "You, mother pecker!"
by yorosan November 23, 2022
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Pecker's Fedora

When your boy stretches his ball sack around your erect peen
"Oh Herschel, this Pecker's Fedora looks so good, I wish I could wear it to the club"
by Nick Petrowski December 5, 2020
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flappy pecker

When a guy what's to fuck you but his dick is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly
he pulled it out, I was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his dick off me like a flappy pecker
by The white knight November 20, 2015
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Pecker Tongs

Get your pecker tongs away from me!
by Staar_75 October 15, 2018
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Rainbow Pecker

The act of your partner vomiting up Lucky Charm's cereal on your schlong upon oral sex, typically resulting in a rainbow-like hue.
"Ay lads, looks like I got ye olde Rainbow Pecker last night with Becky..."

"Sorry boys, can't make the movie tonight. Got another case of the Rainbow Pecker."
by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019
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squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.
"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"
by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019
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Spaz Pecker

The Pecker or "penis" of a Spaz or "Spastic". Subtly implies that the one whom the term is aimed at may have a deformed fella.
It's your round John. Leave it out you Spaz Pecker, I just got the last one in!
by Dick the sip January 13, 2010
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