squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019

Pecker sleeve

A Condom

Yo John go to the gas station and pick me up some pecker sleeves

by Mr gat May 12, 2020

Pecker Puncher

An obscure alcoholic drink.

Consists of a double shot of rye (preferably Alberta Premium) with one pickled jalapeno. Stir and enjoy.

Male Barkeep: what can I get you cuties?

Yeah bud lemme get a Pecker Puncher

Male Barkeep: Ooh, I love me a man of culture! One Pecker Puncher coming up!

by PRNDL321 October 12, 2020

Decker pecker

When a person wearing braces gives head.

"Simon got a decker pecker the other day, he's called in sick since"

by refan17 October 14, 2020

pecker ingester

One or many who ingest peckers on a regular basis (e.g) cock sucker - dick swallower.

One who uses the ingestion of peckers as sustenance (e.g) food

Your mother is a pecker ingester

by OTION KING October 13, 2017

pecker porridge

Another name for male semen.

Your sister took a warm helping of pecker porridge.

by Chi-Town Kid February 26, 2018

pecker shredder

A "Pecker Shredder" is when a man or a woman with braces is giving you a blowjob.

" Dude, she normally gives hella good head, but last night she was one hell of a pecker shredder."

by Leroy_Da_Nigga April 23, 2016