distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

pebbling

when the areolae on breasts begin to become aroused, they often get goose bumps which makes them look like they are covered in pebbles as they start to harden and tighten.

When watching Supernatural, Lilly could always gauge how excited Dean made her by lifting her shirt collar and glancing down to see how much her nipples were pebbling.

by nycpenpusher February 4, 2017

Oily Pelican

The act of engaging in anal sex with a female, who subsequently defecates upon the erect penis (or object of penetration). This is followed with insertion of said feces covered penis (or object) into the appropriately fishy vagina.

Tony Hayward gave Gov. Bobby Jindal's wife the oily pelican after last week's press conference, then asked President Obama to clean it up.

by DeepWaterHorizon June 18, 2010

Pablita

Pablo's youngest daughter

- What is the name of your daughter?
- Her name is Pablita

by Pedrino May 31, 2006

Sloppy Pelican

When an individual alternates back and forth between two different penises in the act of giving oral pleasure

Guy 1: Man she's hot!
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should get her to give us the old sloppy pelican!

by Jymbob December 3, 2005

pelican

n. a very large fish-eating water bird having a huge bill and a pouch on the bottom side of the bill for scooping up fish.

Manny, look at the pelicans fly! Come on pelicans!

by Jimmy January 12, 2004

Peeling Bananas

The manipulation and exploitation of the male species by appearing interested and willing to reward. Bananas are peeled for personal gain or just pure entertainment.

G: Let me send this provocative txt to X and then he can fix my History essay!
H: Tututut, your peeling bananas again!

by YourCakeface January 28, 2009