paul

either old and sad. Or young and sad. Very sad. He's nice, big ass feet. Sensitive but sweet. He's fucking hulk lmao. Either way he's sad. and he likes to buy people food, but sometimes he gets greedy and keeps it all for himself. honestly like fuck off but still owowo

Paul! Can i have a jolly rancher????????????

by Defenitions hahhaha February 27, 2020

paul

kinda cool ngl. always gets interrupted whenever he’s having a conversation, is awkward & kinda unapproachable !! but he’s still a top tier person.

friend : why are you smiling ?

me : paul texted me

by thebourgeoisiefrom2020 December 31, 2019

Pauled

See: receding hairline

Man your hair went up and pauled!!!

by BettaWithChedda September 2, 2018

PAUL

a veryy hot member of de limestone band....which iz a band tht came 2 my skool...luved it
also wat i use 4 cool hawt and awesome

he iz such a PAUL.
OMG itz a such a PAUL

by sue-sue November 21, 2011

Paul !

The first human that defies Darwin's Theory of Evolution. It seems that every time you see him he just devolves and becomes as intelligent as an ape. It does explain why he eats so many bananas. Paul may lack in his mental capabilities but makes up for it with his muscular physique. Unfortunately, pounding your chest and screaming ridiculous noises is no longer an effective way to assert dominance in the modern world.

Literally anyone: Paul why are you eating so many bananas
Paul !: (Pounds His chest) (Monkey Noises Intensify)

by aasurbandictionary2020 September 19, 2019

paul

literally all he wants is cocaine and its disgusting, I still love him though, hes my big coke boy <3

Me: Hey baby boy, I got that coke you wanted.

Paul: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Paulismycrackdaddy August 1, 2019

Pauled

For a liar to be schooled by somebody who is telling the truth. When the liar in a debate or arguement loses their point by the more intelligent person telling the truth, this is called getting Pauled.

(THIS DERIVES FROM THE CONTINUOUS EVENT IN WHICH RON PAUL OUTSMARTS ALL HIS LIBERAL CHALLENGERS WITHOUT PULLING OUT THE LIE CARDS)

~RON PAUL 2012~

Isn't Sean Hannity tired of getting Pauled?

by truthspreader1 August 22, 2011