Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.

Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

White pasties

White Air Force Ones or white shoes that are super dirty and dingy

Mike got on them white pasties. He knows damn well it does not go with that outfit.

by Kvngg97 September 11, 2021

Pasty

When a situation is so disgusting and weird it is then a pasty situation

That guy there is so pasty look at what he is doing or what did you just say, that’s so pasty

by Deeco April 28, 2025

Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.

Donald is a pasty virgin.

by O’Bambi November 18, 2017

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'

'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'

by Lillikinns September 18, 2017