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Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.
I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.
by the steve kramer August 19, 2011
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parking camper

A person, who in a heavily populated city insists on their self-importance by blocking traffic on the street or in a parking lot or parking structure while waiting for a person, who appears to be leaving to exit their parking spot.
Oh, we got another parking camper. Look at that selfish piece of excrement, he's been holding up traffic for over a minute in the hopes that the person is about to leave their spot.
by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014
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parking lot pretty truck

A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.
Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.
by RealTruckOwner May 12, 2016
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packing pole

Having a big dick or bulge.
John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.
by Teek1247 June 14, 2017
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Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.
I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..
by Cakeparker November 16, 2018
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parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.
The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.
by PhillipD33zNutZ June 8, 2019
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Packing Beef

A multi-definition word of a sexual nature used for:

1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.

2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.

3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.
My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.

I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.

That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?
by Dick Onchin December 3, 2020
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