Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.

bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat

by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022

Muck and Puck

A pot luck gangbang

I'm bringing some apps to the muck and puck.

by Mega Jef August 18, 2018

Puck slut

A girl who fucks just hockey players

Him: I fucked Jackie this weekend

Guy 1: yo me too

Guy 2: lol isn’t she hot

Guy 3: I fucked her too

Oh my god Jackie is such a puck slut

by Wes tucker January 8, 2018

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

Hockey puck

Icey wrist

Look at my hockey puck, it cost a lambo

by Aimaneh May 6, 2019

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 1, 2025

puck

A small bluetooth-enabled GPS reciever used to enable otherwise non-location-aware bluetooth-enabled devices (such as cellular phones) to be location-aware.

I bought a puck for my Blackberry Pearl so I can use Google Maps!

by L-geek December 9, 2008