bullet proof monk

Some asian guy that would fuck you up hard bitch.

gangster:whats up homes?
monk: mother fucker die!
gangster:bullet proof monk?
monk: to late your dead.

by lilboykiller May 10, 2009

sound proof kami-brah-zi

a kami-brah-zi who is deaf to all bros that try and help him, all warnings and pieces of advice go ignored.

Dan "I tried to help Dom and warn him about the grenade he's been hanging with but he completely ignored me."

Sam "Wow, poor kid's a sound proof kami-brah-zi.

by Android23 April 4, 2011

Txticle Proof

Rule #1 of messing around and not wanting to get caught is deleting all your tracks in a "leave no trace" fashion. Back in the day, we wrote stuff down on paper, with pens and ink -- now, we have txt messaging.

Where there used to be "Written Proof" there is now "Txticle Proof", add this one to your lexicon asap.

Mary snooped through my phone when I was in the bathroom, thankfully I deleted any Txticle Proof I fucked Jane last night!

by Sexpert Jane Blow April 30, 2011

Bitch Proof

To take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main bitch's prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related bitchery of the sort. This could be anything, from clearing all that damn porn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the bitch brew cans accumulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which CLEARLY isn't your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 fucking questions and you want blow your god damn brains out.

Oh SHIT, I completely forgot to bitch proof my phone from Sara, I really hope she doesn't go through my texts today.. :S

by Quinceañera Jones November 15, 2014

252 Proof

What started out as a phrase then evolved into a bodyboarding team. Now consists of boys who represent the 252 ( who are mostly in Manteo ). These boys are the tightest group there is on the coast. They have each other's back no matter what.

"Damn 252 Proof don't mess around when things get hyphy! I wouldn't fuck with them boys over there."

"....You got that shit right."

by @b50lut September 16, 2007

Fuck-proof

A girl who's so fat that her thighs block access to her vag

Even if I was drunk enough to bother fucking her, I'd fail. Look at her, she's fuck-proof!

by CrazyDiamond_Thomas December 7, 2016

the proof is in the pudding

Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.

person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.

person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?

person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding

by skylarskank June 24, 2008