Portuguese Lung Dart

Alternative name for a cigarette.

Where did Manny go?…I think he went outside to look at the stars and smoke a Portuguese Lung Dart.

by Gabagool December 15, 2021

Portuguese fart

When a man ejaculates in an anus and the recipient farts, excreting a white creamy substance

She had the biggest Portuguese fart after we did it

by Dirty_shteve May 6, 2024

Portuguese Massage

The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.

“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage“
“Bogus!”

by BeanLover69 December 7, 2024

Portuguese man’o’war

The act of guzzling the forbidden fruit whilst tearing out the puebes, mimicking the sting of a jellyfish

Your about to get stung by the Portuguese man’o’war , said Dave

by Wet lettuce March 14, 2023

Portuguese custard tart

A pale man’s ass whole

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

by The truth within January 10, 2025

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

Portuguese Lucas

A kid who is obsessed with a girl called Emily. So obsessed that he actually sniffs the treadmill that she previously uses

He is such a Portuguese lucas

by Will didnt make this December 18, 2023