plumber jeans

jeans that look really shitty and old with holes not intended to be in them something a dyke would wear

Tom look at that dyke wearing plumber jeans. {dyke}

by thetruth79 June 26, 2016

Cheesy Plumber

The act of plumbing someone's anus while the person being fucks defacates on your penis

I gave your mom a cheesy plumber yesterday. Fucking amazing bro!

by Saladass6969 August 14, 2016

Urban Plumber

The act of taking a nut connected to a bolt, putting it in your butt hole and then taking a wrench and twisting the nut around while the bolt is deep inside. This can be done on oneself, or two people can partake in the activity with one twisting the nut and the other enjoying it.

Me and my girlfriend tried the Urban Plumber for the first time last night, it was going great until she said it was my turn. So I pulled the bolt out of my ass and she put it in hers.

by PullUpSkr July 18, 2016

Spin Plumber

Like a spin doctor, but completely without a soul. A spin plumber will dig up shit to defend a politician that a spin doctor with a modicum of human decency will not touch with a ten-foot pole.

Kellyanne Conway showed she was the ultimate Spin Plumber when she defended Trump's pussy-grabbing.

by polowordsmith January 16, 2017

Plumber's shit

When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.

"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."

by Fry January 23, 2017

plumber bryan

Jacking off with a hand full of fire caulk in a construction site biffy

I pulled a plumber Bryan at work today and it was amazing

by Bbck December 10, 2020

Australian Plumber

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman while doing the limbo dance pose.

- Have you seen Lopes do an Australian Plumber in the men's bathroom on that drunk girl at Gonçalo's wedding?
- Yeah ahah, the man is a limbo master!

by StrayaSpeedKing September 13, 2021