Steaming pipeline

a sexual act of shitting into a condom, tying it in a knot and sticking it inside ones vagina, anus or male partner

Female: man, i totally did a steaming pipeline last night.

Male: you should do it to me one time.

by i am your farter August 3, 2010

northeastern frozen pipeline

to butt fuck a girl/guy and tell them a lil ghost story to set the mood

"during a northeastern frozen pipeline the girl shit herself cuz she got scared and it went all over his dick"

by jubez July 25, 2006

pimpalicious

If something is pimpalicious it is also pimptastic and pimp-happening. In the kind of way that a milkshake would bring a boy to the yard, a pimptastic person or something that is pimptastic, would have a similar ability, however on a variety of spectrums.

Even though Mia thought her song was pimpalicious, the only pimpalicious thing about her was the way she did the samba!

by Juice Meister. October 1, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

When one defecates into a condom, then inserts it into the freezer till frozen. Then after frozen uses as a sex toy.

Dude, Nick, i just my Alaskan Pipeline i made a few days ago and totally used it on Jenna. She totally loved it till i told her what it was. Now I'm in the dog house for a week.

by mr.crosscountry May 20, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

invented by the Eskimos, the Alaskan Pipeline is the act of jerking your shit into a condom until it is full with your cum, tie it off, and freeze it by placing it in the freezer (the Eskimos simply left if outside their igloos). when the cum stick is completely solid, take it out of the condom and use it to pleasure yourself, its the most retarded way to get pregnant.

If you want to get pregnant by getting donated sperm, ask for a number of specimens, mix them up and perform the Alaskan Pipeline, then you will have either the most fucked up kid ever, or one with super powers

by PITITTY November 4, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing it and forcing your girlfriend to use it as a dildo.

Dude 1: Yo dude I gave my bitch an ALASKAN PIPELINE last night.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.

by tbrmrg November 5, 2009

alaskan pipeline

taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...

gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer

hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...

gary- dont be like that babe

hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...

gary- hell yeah

hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me

gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch

hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself

by FX has the movies July 22, 2009