Orphans

Parentless fucked children who live in Orphanages

Person 1: Have you tried eating orphans before?
Person 2: Yes they are fucking delicous

by SapXD June 2, 2022

Orphan Tears

A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor

by Some Guy With No Specific Name March 9, 2023

orphan

sommething we need to,
obliterate
destroy them
destroy their homes
mock them
beat them in minecraft

I love slapping orphans dont you love it to technoblade

by Melon132 January 19, 2023

Orphan

A target that is usually found at a shooting range.

"Hey man, do you want to go shoot those orphans later after work?"

by childeater68419 January 3, 2022

orphan

something frowned upon by anyone named technoblade. they must be dropkicked, murdered, and kidnapped in the most cruel sense. if they attempt to fight back, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

“911 what’s your emergency?”
“I’ve been kidnapped by technoblade!”
…
“sir, why did you drop kick this child?”
“I drop kicked that child in SELF DEFENSE”

an orphan is a child whose parents have tragically died

by wherearetheaskers April 28, 2021

orphan source

The term given to any instrument, vessel or dial containing radioactive material that belongs to scientific, industrial, commercial, domestic or medical equipment.

An example of an orphan source would be the chamber containing the radioactive source inside a smoke detector that became separate from the rest of the detector. Loads of incidents where people discovering orphan sources have happened, such as 3 men in a snowy Georgian forest finding two large metal cylinders that were emitting heat and had melted the snow around them. The men decided to use them to stay warm not knowing what they were and suffered radiation poisoning.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing March 13, 2025

Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".

Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.

by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020