There were no tears

There were big heaving burbling sobs.

Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.

Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”

NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.

by KarateKid3 August 29, 2018

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Fisherman's Tear

When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.

I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.

by Audeezy April 16, 2011

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Tequila Tears

1. The act of crying while drinking because one believes that the alcohol will come out of their tears.

2. The act of crying while drinking Tequila. Often due to a broken heart or other such sad occurrences.

1. I wonder if I'll feel sober if I cry tequila tears?

2. Don't cry for him girl, he doesn't even deserve your tequila tears.

by LovLa <3 November 16, 2011

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tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

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God Tear

Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.

"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."

I don't have a chance with that God Tear

by Slipitinski July 03, 2014

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