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Fisherman's Tear

When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.
I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.
by Audeezy May 6, 2011
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women tears

when a women's breasts start leaking milk.
once i was talking to my mom then i noticed she had women tears.
by Snakebeanbagle November 8, 2017
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egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.
Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.
by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012
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God Tear

Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.
"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."

I don't have a chance with that God Tear
by Slipitinski July 3, 2014
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tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.
"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009
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shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text
person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!
by isorib July 17, 2022
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Liberal Tears

Slang for the Semen of a person who holds liberal political views
Girl 1: Yo, I just had sex with a Male Feminist blogger.
Girl 2: Did you get a face full of those liberal tears
by Bill Natterson September 25, 2020
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