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37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school
Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man
by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023
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Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.
Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!
by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 3, 2024
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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
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Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
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Old Man Kip

Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really
Well, I’m off for an Old Man Kip (OMK) !!!
by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022
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Old man nipples

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.
by Twin07 July 17, 2021
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