October 22

National girls can hit guys dicks and not get in trouble

on October 22nd any girl can hit a guy in the dick

by Armybarny October 13, 2019

October 26

National kiss you gf/bf day so if your reading this full send

Its october 26 you know what that means

by Cookieman18 October 18, 2019

October 24

National No homework day

Do not do your homework on october 24

by XXXTIKTOKERXXXREALLY October 21, 2019

October 26

A day where the most weirdest and awesomest person was born!

"Oh look!! Her birthdays on the 26th of October!!"

"October 26 is gonna be a great day!! I just know it!!"

by Advisor October 17, 2019

October 24

People born on this day are rlly cool, funny people that means you hannah😉

I CANT BELIEVE HANNAHS BIRTHDAY IS ON OCTOBER 24

by bwawaw October 19, 2019

October 27-29

The days people actually stopped doing this cringy shit

October 27-29: The days everyone stopped doing this shit

No one:

Absolutely no one:

That one girl: OmG it'S tElL yOuR CrUSh yOu LiKe ThEm dAy!

by Aha ha 1738.69.420 October 27, 2019

October 27th

It’s national take your girl on a spooky date

Person 1: hey it’s October 27th
Person 2: yeah! We should go on a spooky date

by Cute patootie October 27, 2019