sperm nuke

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

by MayoNinja July 19, 2016

nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016

Nuke

Verb: To destroy through the use of nuclear weapons, or to otherwise destroy figuratively. Prior to 1975, used only as a noun, until coined by me during a game of William's "Defender," at a MD video arcade.

Nuke `em!

by Tron-fur-knee June 1, 2016

tacktickle nuke

a highly explosive bomb

the tacktickle nuke blew up earth

by noooo moooooo names January 26, 2017

Jesus Nuke

It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.

Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*

by guymanchester August 13, 2017

Nuke

1. Humanity's greatest creation.
2. Humanity's greatest solution.

We can sel dis nuke for a shiet ton'a dough, howbowdah?

by Iamawesomedog August 22, 2018

Nuke

A person who just shows up uninvited to a gathering and destroys the vibe. Usually this happens in a public space in gatherings of 10 or less. Nukes can show up to house parties, but are usually disarmed by being told to leave. A nukes favourite place to destroy all life is in a park or at the beach, when chilling with a couple of friends. They will randomly appear usually asking for a cigarette or a beer, some will ask if they can join you and your friends, others will just sit in close proximity to your group and interrupt the conversation at their choosing

"We were hanging at the beach, drinking a few beers, then this nuke showed up.. so we all left"

by billieking_schlomo May 30, 2018