blizzarding

when you ring someones doorbell as many times as it takes for them to answer then when they open the door you rip off your pants and jizz all over their face

me and thomas are going blizzarding

by K. Karter March 15, 2025

Blizzard Pig

Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West

Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?

Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!

Guy one: Why do you say that?

Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!

by crazybeautifuldisaster August 22, 2009

Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.

"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Flipping the blizzard

69ing in a snowstorm

“Dude I just got done flipping the blizzard with that girl. Pretty sure I got major frostbite tho”

by Jihad McLaden October 29, 2017

mud blizzard

The action of man cumming in a girl's rectum, then her breaking wind in his face.

Baby girl tonight's erotic forecast is gonna be crappy. They're projecting its gonna be a mud blizzard.

by xHotSauce April 24, 2020

blizzard demon

A woman who is a hoe that acts like an innocent person

Man that girl is a blizzard demon

by Niggaballz6077 March 28, 2024

earthquakenado blizzard

The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.

My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.

by borse14 July 15, 2017