The Blizzard Policy

The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.

Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now

Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy

by Cthun October 31, 2018

Blizzard Bussy

When it is so cold your dick and balls suck so far in, they are in your ass. The precum lubes your bussy for later use.

Damn, it's so cold out I got blizzard bussy on the way to steamworks.

by GayInSeattle January 12, 2024

blizzardering

to snow heavily

its blizzardering outside

look how its blizzardering in the north pole

by GSJK November 25, 2010

Bloody Blizzard

A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.

I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.

Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.

by noirfra September 03, 2024

Texas Blizzard

A wimpy storm that causes a huge amount of damage

Ugh that storm last night sure was a Texas Blizzard

by Ralphalpha February 22, 2021

Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.

by December 23, 2022

Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.

"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"

by Cone stoker August 21, 2022