nonce

a nonce is some guy who goes to your local pub who enjoys touching kids like edp445 *for sexual pleasure*
They will normally appear in pubs, schools or your local football club. they could even be your 1,000,000 yr old teacher who looks as ashy as his mothers ashes.

person1: you arent a nonce
person2: i aint but you certainly are

by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 30, 2023

Nanchin

A tall weak and goofy man who is suprisingly good looking

You're such a Nanchin ;) *blushes*

by Cthuulhu April 17, 2023

nnchlnt

basically “nonchalant” without the o and the a’s

my ig username is nnchlnt.jay

by someone nnchlnt May 24, 2023

techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow

mark bailey is a techno nonce

by God--- July 21, 2009

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.

"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Smelly nonce

A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge

What a smelly nonce he is

by GuessLol August 3, 2018

Virgin Nonce

A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce

Owen Babbington-ellis is such a virgin nonce

by BIGDIK101 February 8, 2019