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ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.
Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!
by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012
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Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
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Ticket Meow

The best kind of cat you will ever meet! Sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! You will always want to he around this cute kitty! He never scratches and loves belly rubs!
Wow! Did you see that? I think it was Ticket Meow!
by animal_luv_12 August 15, 2016
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Gas ticket

by Irishgal2000 December 27, 2021
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toilet tickets

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
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Rippin' Tickets

A phrase used to describe something that is facinating, attractive, or just straight up amazing. Hence the term, "Rippin' tickets."
Dude, that breakdance is rippin' tickets.
by Flauphlin December 1, 2010
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Golden Ticket

I make girls feel special because they get the golden ticket.
by Hamilto86 August 26, 2016
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