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Friend

Someone who knowingly lets your peer through their window while they stick a dildo up their ass and doesn't call the cops.
If it was a stranger I would call the cops but because he's my friend, I will let him watch.
by godlike71717 November 6, 2009
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friends

A friend is someone whos there for you always. :D
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She's my friend.
We've been friends for years.
by SippyLongHorn November 12, 2007
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Friends

A TV show where the main characters seek to bang each other. Eventually Ross and Rachel get it on in the bed. Then Joey screws Rachel. Then Monica gets in bed with Chandler on some vacation thing. During the scene, Monica looks under the bed. You can see the shock on her face as she lays eyes on Chandler's schlong. Chandler also gets very excited at Monica's funbags. You can see his boner sticking through the sheets. Joey and Phoebe just go and screw other random people that are in like 2 episodes. After the show they probably went and hat wild bestiality sex though. You could tell. In the end they had one giant orgy.
Friends is a funny show.
by XSGame September 22, 2005
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Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>
Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you
by A very annoying alpaca May 21, 2018
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Friends

Something you don’t have.
Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.
by R u a stalker? October 4, 2018
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friends

what???
whats friends!?!
by Deadbeat gamer November 24, 2019
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Friend

Someone from whom you can steal clothing and tampons. Their main purpose is to expand your closet and supplement your tampon supply.
Emily is my best friend. She's the reason that I seem to own twice as much clothing as I actually do.
by you_know_who_shmemers January 25, 2012
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