by Gshow June 13, 2018
Get the Fap it outmug. by askinnyblackman February 27, 2011
Get the Fap and Napmug. The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.
Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.
Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping
Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping
Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
by Schlong Daddy June 10, 2013
Get the FB Fappingmug. A special time (scheduled or non-scheduled) in a person's day/week where they celebrate by pleasuring themselves, normally in front of a PC.
1. I can't believe Stacy Henry just kissed and pushed-up against me! When I get home, it's FAP-TIME!
2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.
3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.
2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.
3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.
by pixelsword May 30, 2008
Get the fap-timemug. To fap to one's own ego. Taking narcissistic pleasure in one's abilities, status, etc. In a literal sense, ego-fapping is masturbating while looking at oneself (in a mirror, on video, etc.). Typically it is used in a figurative sense in reference to a politician, academic, religious figure, or some other individual who is prone to taking great pleasure in self-aggrandizement. Attention whores often ego-fap when they manage to attract an audience (which generally sends the audience packing, or serves as further amusement).
Examples:
Academics love to ego-fap; they have luncheons by professors, for professors, simply to talk about how great they are.
<Insert politician's name here> is such an ego-fapper; he just loves to hear himself talk.
The only thing worse than an attention whore is an ego-fapping attention whore.
Academics love to ego-fap; they have luncheons by professors, for professors, simply to talk about how great they are.
<Insert politician's name here> is such an ego-fapper; he just loves to hear himself talk.
The only thing worse than an attention whore is an ego-fapping attention whore.
by banzaimonkey January 23, 2006
Get the ego-fapmug. Sorry I'm late for the presentation of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's $6.9 million dollar addition for Modern Art and Media Communication, I had an awesome wank and really needed a fap nap.
by DeMoNYC October 17, 2010
Get the Fap Napmug. by Sydnerella_Claire May 7, 2011
Get the wrap it or fap itmug.