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walking nike

someone who wears strictly nike clothes, shoes, etc and ONLY nike
bro your a walking nike, ever heard of adidas or puma
by the rizz god January 20, 2024
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Nike Ninja

A Man that is of african decent who has a love for nike and the chinese temples. He also loves making seriously devious attempts on his niece from time to time
Guy 1” he must be a nike ninja”
Guy 2” innit hes black and incest
by Shrekpornmaker3000 January 6, 2023
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You know... Back to the boycotting... And...
Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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Nike Tech Demon

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon
by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023
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Nike is the most beautiful human being in this world. She is powerful, magical, and the cleverest Person I ever met. She knows everything and her brain is a blessing for the World. This is because shes got the power of being perfect. She is by far the most incredible biological creature.
by Blessingofearth October 16, 2019
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A pejorative slur for a Black Person used to circumvent chat filters and websites that ban the use of the n-word whilst simultaneously creating a negative association with the popular sports brand of the same name.
Person 1: Did you see R. Kelly ruling the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a dirty nike!
by Lovecraft's Kitty July 18, 2022
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Goddess of speed, strength and victory in greek mythology.
The greeks worshiped Nike because they thought she could grant them strength and speed in order to be victorious in whatever they set out to do.
by JustSomeRandomDude_ July 4, 2022
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