Wishing you the best in the new year

an alternate term for the words Fuck You, Screw You, Go to Hell, etc.

Wishing you the best in the New Year, bitch.

by jinglebells519 January 1, 2012

New years eve eve eve eve eve eve eve

8 days before new years
Christmas day

Christmas is new years eve eve eve eve eve eve eve.

by Briana.bug December 23, 2017

Baby new-years

historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.

Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.

by baby2.0 December 27, 2009

happy fiscal new year

Wishing people a happy new year for each day of the year.

Happy fiscal new year!

by Profit and Loss April 5, 2024

New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan

James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.

*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up”

by RubberPanda January 1, 2019

New Year's Hopscotch

The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.

Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"

Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"

by Black7Ninja January 2, 2012