safe lie

A lie that is easy to tell and will not be held against you in the future
The teacher asked me if I was the person who wrote on the wall in the bathroom. I said I did not even though I did. It was a safe lie because she could not prove it was me
by Heyitsj000 July 08, 2019
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safe signal

Used by a bottom in replacement of a safeword when they can not speak.
When I was gagged and the pain got too bad, I tapped my leg three times: my safe signal.
by 💝 candy June 17, 2015
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Safe for YouTube

Content that is inherently NSFW, but YouTube's content filters haven't caught it.
How is this safe for YouTube??
by Pigenavn January 11, 2023
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safe don

Thanks g, like i dunno but ye get it
some one opens the door for you "safe don"
by bigolmanman February 01, 2016
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Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
by jbszee September 08, 2015
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vas safe

Vasectomy safe. A man that is vasectomy safe as in he unable to get a woman pregnant. When a woman is seeking a man who is unable to accidentally get the woman pregnant. Safety from unwanted pregnancy. Creampie freedom.
"I would love if you're vas safe so you can cum inside me."
by MrBigBombAssDick May 01, 2022
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butt safe

A place to store your contraband; keistering
John’s butt safe held both a fart and a cocaine filled condom
by Kata Stroff May 20, 2018
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