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Mystery Tour

A drinking binge with several friends noramlly lasting for several hours
"Hawke poured whiskey into two more mugs. Jack Prouduced a fifth of Vodka. Murphy had a half pint of scotch and several small cans of sardines packed in olive oil, as well as a box of crackers. An hour later they were giggling and the mystery tour was well on its way."
by dadgad8 December 2, 2011
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mysterical

when something is mystical and mysterious, it is mysterical
I was walking through the deserted forest, the atmosphere was quite mysterical
by 30h5 March 29, 2015
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Master Slut

Someone who has mastered the art of being a slut and enjoys being a slut
That girl is such a master slut, she just cant have a relationship, its easier for her to have many hook ups.
by Junior Slut February 26, 2011
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A disorder in which one has the urge to perform the act of masterbaition frequently.
Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!
by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010
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master of puppets

Metallica album released in March of 1986. Last album recorded with Cliff Burton, who passed away in a bus accident while on tour in October of that year.
Track list:
"Battery"
"Master of Puppets"
"The Thing That Should Not Be"
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)"
"Disposable Heroes"
"Leper Messiah"
"Orion (Instrumental)"
"Damage, Inc."

Master of Puppets is known to be the best Metallica album of all time.
"Dude, Master of Puppets was the BEST Metallica album ever! Rest in peace, Cliff Burton!"
by Miss Metallica 2005 February 3, 2005
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Master Chief that Ho

This occurs when you take a small ball i.e. tennis ball, baseball, etc. and then you knut all over it, effectively creating a sticky plasma grenade. then you throw it at a bitch
The bitch wasn't putting out so i decided to master chief that ho with my tennis ball
by McLovin1174 January 16, 2008
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