Military unit (usually) that is constantly kidfoh-ed; that is, kept in the dark and fed nothing but horseshit. These are usually, but not always, "elite" units that will soon (and often) be called upon to do something damn-near impossible, of questionable legality, and with entirely too little training, preparation or equipment. Superiors will then wonder why-oh-why these boys and girls couldn't pull a miracle out of their asses.....
by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008
Get the mushroom clubmug. The cream that shoots out of a guys mushroom at the climax of a blowjob and swallowed - the soup that's mmm mmm good!
While I was with my boyfriend last night, we made a hot dinner and I had his famous mushroom soup! Delicious!
by teeniewahine October 17, 2006
Get the mushroom soupmug. if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.
C-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said "oh my gosh guys guess what happened?"
by drew s April 12, 2004
Get the mushroom slapmug. by ~Michael~ October 5, 2006
Get the Mushroom Clapmug. by D3zNu7$ February 18, 2008
Get the Mushroom Cloudmug. by WhiteRebel09 January 14, 2008
Get the Mushroom Stampmug. When a guy has an erection in the middle of the day, in a social setting, so he uses the elastic in his shorts, or pants, or whatever he is wearing to "tame the beast."
Yo, during math i had some wood, and the teacher asked me to write something on the board, so like a champ i mushroom flipped, and stood up and answered the question
by H. Dot December 24, 2007
Get the mushroom flipmug.