mustard and mayonnaise

n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.

2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.

"Keep it between the mustard and mayonnaise!"

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 19, 2009

Musturkey

A frail bird, known by it's distinctive mating call "Gobble, Gobble", wanders the yards in the hope of a mate.

Seen lurking with the Musbear, the Musturkey will often turn on the innocent for prey

Student1: "Did you just hear the Musturkey?"
Student2: "No?"
Musturkey: "Gobble, Gobble.. GOBBLE"
Student2: "Ahh Yes, Now I do"

by FROFMASTER January 5, 2010

Masturdementia

A mental illness caused by masturbating too much. The person is no longer able to recall whether he/she masturbated that day, or if it was in fact a different day. More common among the male crowd although women are not immune to this illness.

Oh man, my nut this afternoon was so thick! or wait... was that on monday? Damn, I must be getting masturdementia..

by Dr. Cock-topus December 10, 2010

Mustard stroke

Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.

I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.

by Wrordmax June 15, 2016

Mustard of Your Doom

Wanting to inflict harm on people with bread sandwiches and mustard.

It is time for ultimate destruction! It is the mustard of your doom!

by bilkywaygalaxy January 29, 2017

masturdater

A person who masterdates

John: Why is Jim always in his room at night ?
Joey: Because he's a masturdater! Duh!
John : A who?
Joey: Someone who has a nice day and evening and then jerks off at the end of the night.

by Fuckboy114,506JkLolz June 19, 2017

Mustard on the Pudding

Enough is enough, when someone is sick and tired of something. When you can no longer handle anymore of what is being done.

That last phone call was just the mustard on the pudding.

by StarmanG October 25, 2017