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EXTREMEMLY LARGE breasts (pamela lee anderson size) boobs, tits, titties, breasts, ears, whatever u wanna call them....
yoyo son one time afta i was on the bong i saw dis tight biatch wit deez major mongos with gigantic nipplez!
by jaquiescha December 10, 2003
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mañoso

A lazy co-worker who portrays to be a hard worker . Instead of helping his fellow co workers he will be hiding in the restroom texting and on Instagram. When it's time for a 30 minute break his break will be 50 minutes his 10 minute breaks will be 20. He's very sneaky and will help for 5 minutes but say he helped you for an hour. The best attribute is that the mañoso is always talking it don't matter if you need help he will hold a conversation while all the other employees suffer and need help. He will wait til the last minute to get his work done usually about the end of his shift

he willl act like he's been working hard all day even though he's been hiding.
Where's that lazy mañoso at? He has a lot of work to do still leave so he can do it himself can't work for that asshole
by Darkknight0105 February 8, 2019
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MongoStudMuffin

The StudMuffin is a Texas Urban Legend. He is purported to possess stellar charm, a rozor-sharp wit and a magnetic personality that is irrestible to women. Mongo is the title of the leader of the StudMuffin clan. Usually the StudMuffin is sighted in and around South Texas.
"That guy is too smooth. He must think he's the MongoStudMuffin!"
by LWS57 July 30, 2008
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monosexual

mono- meaning one indivdual/independent
a term used for people who aren't attracted to anyone. Men or women. They DO NOT like animals so do not be gullible and believe in that. Some may but that is a TOTAL different defintion. These people are very arare and ARE NOT SIMILAR TO ASEXUALS. These reason why is because asexuals are that some men or women may be involved in a relationship which obviously.
It's a bit confusing because a monosexual is similarily the opposite of a pansexual and a asexual. But a asexual is opposite from a pansexual and a monosexual can be similar to a asexual but different.
*Monosexual can feel like transsexual so do not think that they are opposite because it is possible.
guy1: this girl techinally told me she was a lesiban
woman1: what do you mean techinally?
guy1: well, i asked her if she wanted to go out and she said sorry i am not interested in men.
woman1: you are a idiot! why would you just assume she is a lesiban? she could be a asexual. or a monosexual.
man1: a monosexual?
woman1: yes you fool. i am assuming she is a monosexual. which means she doesn't like men or women at all
guy1: so does that mean she likes animals

woman1:no
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molostache

a molostache would be a..say...barley there moustache..maybe a bit of hair on the upper lip..but not enough too call a moustache..
holy shit! did you see that doods molostache??!
by z e r o September 4, 2006
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DVD Mongs

Usually people in thier school age who argue about owning and watching as many DVD's/Movies etc, and think they are dead hard & macho for it.
Mick: Ive watched Robocop 1, 2 and 3 and own the Die Hard Trilogy on DVD!.

Joey:Well guess what, I own Rambo 1, 2, 3, 4 and have watched every Lethal Weapon and Mortal Combat so there!

Lee: Mick, Joey, stop acting like a pair of bell ends becouse youre doin my head in you DVD Mongs!
by Faith Wrigley June 18, 2010
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Monesh

people who are lame.
Me: Are you coming to the day club tonight?

Rosh: No.

Me: Monesh.
by Lame83 June 22, 2009
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