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Mississippi Mudslide

Two gay men with diarrhea taking turns doing anal.
He loves a Mississippi Mudslide with extra nuts
by R.B.F. March 12, 2021
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Mississippi Mockingbird

An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.

Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!

Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019
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Mississippi Squirel

The sexual act during a good ole southern gang bang where two or more guys insert their "nuts" aka testicals into the loose lips of a large trailer park whore, making it look like a squirel prepairing its self for the long winter ahead.
When big Mike and the boys get together it will only take a few Natty Daddy's and that bitch will be stuffing the Mississippi Squirel in no time.
by BuschBoy30 May 22, 2013
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mississippi mudslapper

Montegmerry gave me a sick Mississippi mudslapper last night
by Poopy diapers May 16, 2016
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mississippi roomba

When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina
"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"
by Ramón Sauve June 13, 2017
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Mississippi Moment

Used as a measure of time. Similar to a New York Minute but instead of being an instant, a Mississippi Moment can be anywhere from 15 minutes to 5 hours.

The term comes from how slow Mississippi residents are in the head. It takes them forever to figure out how to do even the simplest task. Not only are they dumb, but they also can't move fast because their fat rolls are in the way of their feet...and eyes.

If you didn't know Mississippi has been voted one of the top dumbest states and has been the fattest state in the U.S. for three years straight now.
John: "Hey man can you come pick me up? I'm only 20 minutes from your house."

Jim Bob: "Sure man, ill be there in a Mississippi Moment."

John: "Thanks man!"

(4 hours later)

John: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"

Jim Bob: "Home."
by Foss the Boss November 12, 2009
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mississippi motorboat

when a guy throws up in a girl's clevage while doing the deed.
My boyfriend was so wasted last night that while doing the deed he gave me a mississippi motorboat.
by Andrea smith November 8, 2006
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