book millennial

A millennial who reads all the y.a. books they can find on their kindle; reads all the books that are literal straight porn.

i’m scared of book millennials and their bookshelves.

book millennials get zero dick/pussy.

by bookmillsarescary March 9, 2021

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Millennial Mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, but only follows the rules that are convent to their lifestyle. A jack Mormon, but with a fancy haircut.

Starbucks is the favorite gathering place a for Millennial Mormon after a long day at church.

by Skippy n family March 10, 2019

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Millennial Spliff

Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time

Bro that millennial spliff got me faded

by TheShlow October 1, 2019

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Millennial

Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.

Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.

Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

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A tragic digital condition in which a millennial’s sense of humor, creativity, and critical thinking slowly decay due to prolonged exposure to low-effort, painfully relatable, nostalgia-bait content. Often triggered by watching 30-minute reaction videos, BuzzFeed-era skits, or “adulting is hard” jokes for the 800th time.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.

Bro’s out here watching another ‘relatable skit’ about hating Mondays. Full-on millennial brainrot

by NatTheLood May 3, 2025

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