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the ugliest person i know. she is the definition of smelly and fat and is terrible at netball. lazy and ungrateful, a minger sleeps and eats more than anything else. you'd rather saw off your own foot than dare walking closer to her
wow that erin girl is such a minger!
by erinchappleisgay June 16, 2010
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a minger is some one who is butt ugly in every way. someone who gives you unpleasent shivers of the spine makes your skin crawl. just plain ewwww.
Collins; On the page, OK, he's pretty bad. In the flesh, he's all-time king of the mingers!
by LIA FAN August 29, 2009
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A minger is someone who,
Smells a lot like mouldy poo,
Her face resembles an anal hole,
You wouldn't stick her with ur pole!!!
"Ming, Ming...Ming, MIng" Damn it my girlfriend is ringing!!!
by Bling! February 6, 2004
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to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.
the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.
by mr lobby March 10, 2009
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Minger

A(Seemingly Ugly) Chick that you fuck(drunk, sober, otherwise), yet in the morning you would not tell your friends because she is ugly.

Also see Dinger- A Damn good Minger
Lets go get a minger
by thewood September 6, 2003
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(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.
I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger
by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008
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Minger

A motorcycle stunt done by riding on the rear wheel while the front tyre is raised in the air. A Wheelie.
Mingers are bad MmmmK? (Klink)
This dude just busted out a stand up Minger the entire way over the Mount Henry Bridge,it was awesome.
The Gixxer thou,a pure bred Minger Machine.
by Tazmanian May 20, 2007
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