Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!
by Speegey December 19, 2021
Get the Punch a microwave daymug. It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.
Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!
by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022
Get the Big spoon in a microwavemug. 1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
by Hamster Alliance August 15, 2007
Get the Microwavable Instant Failmug. 'Trump can go jump off a microwave'
by oWo-UwU-OWO-SKREEEEEEEE March 12, 2019
Get the Jump off a microwavemug. The slang term Mrs. Masters uses when she wants to finger bang herself for sexual satisfaction. Chimechanga being a codename for a dildo or something being used as one. and microwave being a codename for cooter.
"Hey Mrs. Masters! Can you help me study tonight?"
"No sorry, I think I'm poppin a chimechanga in the microwave and then go to bed"
"No sorry, I think I'm poppin a chimechanga in the microwave and then go to bed"
by abdul quashiba January 17, 2009
Get the poppin a chimechanga in the microwavemug. by Mirre June 11, 2006
Get the Pop A Chimichanga in the Microwavemug. by smoojieho April 21, 2018
Get the Microwaved Hotdogmug.