A useless piece of shit program. Nothing good comes out of excel. No but really, literally, nothing.
by Eleesa77 July 11, 2016
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2) A company whose software sucks so bad that websites are published to explain why.
by Reiden March 6, 2011
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An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.
Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.
by The man October 8, 2002
Get the microsoft mug.the most god awful, pityful, annoying, irriating thing ever to exist. Hated by millions around the world this company strives to cause stress to everyone by CONSTANTLY creating errors and that cursed "blue screen of death". No matter what, they do everything in their power to screw people out of money so they can destroy their rivals, which someday will defeat them, god bless Mozilla - the Messiah of computers!...and then theres that FUCKING PAPER CLIP!
Microsoft has created a fatal error on your machine, it will now shut down...and error occured whilst windows tried to shut itself down...an error occured whilst trying to create the previous error...the blue screen of death will now appear...windows has created an error whilst trying to load the blue screen of death...NO ONE HEARS YOUR SCREAMS!...buy a MAC you prick!
Then there is the HATED paper clip. this thing will make you want to pull your lungs out through ur arsehole... need i say more!
Then there is the HATED paper clip. this thing will make you want to pull your lungs out through ur arsehole... need i say more!
by Alterz_the_almighty May 19, 2005
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by PicaPica November 17, 2009
Get the microsoft mug.A decent OS that runs on over half the world's computers that Macintosh and Linux users who think they're redpilled/different from society always circlejerk each other about how "bad" it is.
Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?
Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?
Person 1: "er mah gerd *snort* microsoft windows is so trash and bad errhuh"
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."
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Person 1: Why are you using Microsoft Edge?
Person 2:Because Microsoft said it is the best and fastest browser!
Person 2:Because Microsoft said it is the best and fastest browser!
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