by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016
Get the mississippi handshakemug. Derivative of a Wrist Fusion (medical)
Wrist Fusion:
medical procedure fusing wrist joints, sometimes preventing movement permanently.
Mississippi Fusion:
flooding a wrist in ignorantly gaudy (bling), preventing wrist movement due to the icy (water).
Wrist Fusion:
medical procedure fusing wrist joints, sometimes preventing movement permanently.
Mississippi Fusion:
flooding a wrist in ignorantly gaudy (bling), preventing wrist movement due to the icy (water).
(Jeweler), Please Give Me The Mississippi Fusion. I Would Like To Put (100) On My Wrists.
I am out here (trapping) for my Mississippi Fusion.
I am out here (trapping) for my Mississippi Fusion.
by da ‘burban bab¥ February 21, 2020
Get the Mississippi Fusionmug. by Shanker1012 June 8, 2016
Get the Mississippi Crockpotmug. Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!
by GanstaSlime March 13, 2021
Get the Mississippi Crunchmug. When you fart but your butt cheeks form a seal to prevent the gas from escaping and you clench your cheeks hard enough to push the gas back up your anus. Can be repeated multiple times.
by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii December 21, 2022
Get the Mississippi Clenchmug. Used as a measure of time. Similar to a New York Minute but instead of being an instant, a Mississippi Moment can be anywhere from 15 minutes to 5 hours.
The term comes from how slow Mississippi residents are in the head. It takes them forever to figure out how to do even the simplest task. Not only are they dumb, but they also can't move fast because their fat rolls are in the way of their feet...and eyes.
If you didn't know Mississippi has been voted one of the top dumbest states and has been the fattest state in the U.S. for three years straight now.
The term comes from how slow Mississippi residents are in the head. It takes them forever to figure out how to do even the simplest task. Not only are they dumb, but they also can't move fast because their fat rolls are in the way of their feet...and eyes.
If you didn't know Mississippi has been voted one of the top dumbest states and has been the fattest state in the U.S. for three years straight now.
John: "Hey man can you come pick me up? I'm only 20 minutes from your house."
Jim Bob: "Sure man, ill be there in a Mississippi Moment."
John: "Thanks man!"
(4 hours later)
John: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"
Jim Bob: "Home."
Jim Bob: "Sure man, ill be there in a Mississippi Moment."
John: "Thanks man!"
(4 hours later)
John: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"
Jim Bob: "Home."
by Foss the Boss November 12, 2009
Get the Mississippi Momentmug. by Andrea smith November 8, 2006
Get the mississippi motorboatmug.