Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.

Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.

Mexican Time Bomb by Manginas Matter May 8, 2021

Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,

1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos

Mexican tomatos by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022

Mexican tackle topher 

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms

Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

Mexican tackle topher by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Mexican tail gunner 

Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".

Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.

Mexican tail gunner by Hinklemeir July 28, 2022

Mexican Turnpike 

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.

I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.

Mexican Turnpike by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022

Mexican Trunk Muffin 

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.

Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"

Mexican Trunk Muffin by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

Mexican terminator 

Some Mexican guy who wanted to be the terminator and is named Juan Sanchez

I called my friend the Mexican terminator after he terminated them tacos

Mexican terminator by Beans2954 February 14, 2023