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Mensing

When one man is sucking the life out of another man’s dick and right as the man receiving head is ejaculating, the first man bites the tip of the penis off and the second man screams so loud, he screams in tune, as if he’s singing a high g note. the first man proceeds to sautés the tip while singing the old tune, Yankee Doodle.
“dude, bryan was mensing the hell out of his boyfriend last night
by assblaster257 March 20, 2019
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missing link

A derogatory term which refers to the scientific community's search to bridge evolution's gap between chimanzees and homo sapians.
Nina - "Did you see that butt-ugly chick? She had the face of an ape!"

Kristina - "Yea, she was a real missing link."
by Phil Fox July 29, 2005
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instant messanger symbols

: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy smiley
* * = = = us flag
( % ) = ying yang sign
by kiss my fucking ass March 31, 2004
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Something's missing

'Something's missing' is a term usually used by an individual who is either extremely hammered drunk or blazed (or both), while trying to create late night drinks or snacks (or both). No matter what random shit this person has already added to their concoction, they always feel like there is something else that would make the item just a little bit better.
Friend #1: Damn son! That club sandwich looks mean, what's in it?

Friend #2: Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mustard, avocado, pickles, a fried egg, American, jack, and cream cheese. It's alright, but I still think something's missing.
by GreenParrot713 September 28, 2009
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missingandrewism

Act of missing someone who is fun to be with and great in bed.
I have been suffering from missingandrewism
by crazychick January 6, 2005
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missing link

1) A creature being sought by stupid scientists who have found innumerable links to many species of plants and animals, but can't seem to find the one for man. A mythical creature akin to the big bad wolf or tooth fairy.

2) A dude who is definitely a man but looks like he may have been teleported or warped here from 200,000 BC due to his unkept appearance and wrangled mangled hair and facial/body blemishes etc. Basically, a guy who - the more clothes he removes - proportionately resembles a human lesser and lesser.
1) Scientist Neil: "Bob, I think I found the missing link over here in this gneiss formation."
Scientist Bob - looking at 'object' : "That is a downed aircraft Neil, but...good eyes all the same!"

2) Max: "What the fuck is that hairy bastard all about!?"
Scott: "Good God man...that could be the god-damned missing link"
Max & Scott: "Huh...uh.uh....huh...huh...cool"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Missing Unicorn

A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.
Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!

Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
by Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl December 9, 2010
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