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merry widow

1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.

B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!

2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
by tankthongg September 27, 2008
mugGet the merry widowmug.

Merry-go-round

Someone leave me on this merry-go-round called life!
mugGet the Merry-go-roundmug.

merry cloitus

An annual occasion of consensual coital carnage amongst the clown folk.
by JakeofSaltLake December 20, 2021
mugGet the merry cloitusmug.

korean merry-go-round

The gathering of men (usually around 6 or more) where one individual is laid face down, double cheek up, on the ground pants-less. Another man inserts his penis into the anus of the prone man and then is spun around like a merry-go-round, using his penis as the fulcrum.

The spin cycle doesn't complete until all men of ejaculated.

Safewords are casually used as the spinning man will be in immense penile pain..
Hey dudes, wanna go out back and have ourselves an old fashioned korean merry-go-round?
by SlightRacism April 6, 2020
mugGet the korean merry-go-roundmug.

Merry

Merry: Hi my name is merry
Christmas: Hi my name is christmas
by ZaDoge123 December 28, 2019
mugGet the Merrymug.

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