When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.
The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!
by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022
Get the Angry Mermaidmug. Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
Get the Mermaids Queefmug. A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
by White_trash88 June 26, 2021
Get the Mermaidmug. Verb.
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.
(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.
(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).
by Kiss Melis August 22, 2022
Get the Mermaidmug. A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017
Get the secret mermaidmug. by Dan2024 March 10, 2022
Get the Moist Mermaidmug. When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.
by CumboochaKing October 30, 2020
Get the Rowdy Mermaidmug.