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Medic Girlfriend

A type of TF2 player who only plays the Medic class and exclusively heals one person, refusing to heal anyone else. Whether or not they're a girl or the heal target's s/o is irrelevant, as the behavior of only healing one player is what earns them this moniker.

Their cosmetic sets are typically cutesy with traditionally feminine colors, such as pink and light tones. They often run the Kritzkrieg, a weapon that allows the heal target to dish out triple damage upon activating its Übercharge.
Engie (Voice): MEDIC!
Medic Girlfriend (Voice): No!
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
mugGet the Medic Girlfriendmug.

Pot Luck Medical

Australian general practice medical centre with a bunch of GPs
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical
I've got a pustule on my neck that's killin me, Darl. I'm goin up to Pot Luck Medical to get it seen to.
by AlvaJean September 24, 2023
mugGet the Pot Luck Medicalmug.

Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital
"That joke was medical!"
by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023
mugGet the Medicalmug.

Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.
Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
mugGet the Medical Pen Explaggotmug.

Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.
My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.
by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021
mugGet the Journal of the American Medical Associationmug.

Medic Main

A rare variety of TF2 player who spends the most time playing the Medic class, whether out of necessity or voluntarily.

Medic mains are either very kind, very chill or a whiny dunce who blames all of their deaths on their teammates. A Medic Main is not to be confused with a Medic Girlfriend, though the two aren't mutually exclusive.
Medic main: Hey guys can we get a pyro to spycheck?
*Medic main dies to a spy once again*
Medic main: *incoherent mic spam*
by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023
mugGet the Medic Mainmug.

medic fucker

Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.

Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover

Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"
1: Ey, medic fucker!
2: Bro what the fuck, I'm Jewish
1: Thats the point.
by trashieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2022
mugGet the medic fuckermug.

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