Max

Oh fuck he is just the most petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in everything that he does, like just grow up you little bitch.

Person 1 - “ fuck dude all I did was make eye contact with your girlfriend”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”

by Max=knobster October 22, 2019

Max

He will suck your dick

girl: oh ahhh max Ur amazing at sex

by a weine November 4, 2019

Max

The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.

I love my Max to death. Idk what i'd do without him.

by ConfusedAndShooketh December 1, 2019

Max

The best person ever, a good looking sexy beast that everyone needs in their lives :)

I love max

by Wet cloth March 17, 2019

Max

Max is a little trump ass loser who has no friends

Max is a little trump

by Really facts 69 666 November 18, 2019

Max

Max is a legend.. His hair hangs down like swamp moss and is never washed. Rumor says he had algae growing on his scalp, but no one has ever dared to go near enough to see. He smells like sweat and always wears the same clothes.

Lmao look at max. what dat boi up to now...

by I C Y G I R L January 7, 2020

Max

short for maximillian. Is a example of how crazy a human can be, is the god of himself and will dominates when needed. Tries his best to get as much attention as possible and gets what's he wants when he wants

also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed

You: was popin jimbo
them: what...
you: just bein' a max
them: i like max

by gayestfaium December 5, 2017