Matty Platty

A semi-aquatic cold blooded mammal found in cold bodies of water for extended periods of time. Often referred to as “King of the Commons”.

Hey look it’s Matty Platty, king of the commons!

by anonymous10111213 July 7, 2022

Matty

A wild boy, who isn't a boy. Has green special sauce and makes weird dolphin noises. Not human.

Matty ate my car.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 24, 2023

Matey Potatey

A phrase referring to a close friend or acquaintance. An addition to the word 'Matey' to add flare and/ or lightheartedness to a sentence. Works to separate the word from its use in the context of pirates.

"Hey there Matey Potatey"

by RolfTheFrog July 1, 2023

matty healy

matty healy is a one of a kind specimen only found in the band the 1975. if you find him he will probably nick ur fags

"Omg I met matty healy and nicked my fags"

by loomisme September 27, 2023

The Matyr

When you bust a nut in a girl, but keep fucking to give her that sweet orgasm.

“Yo why tf did you get my sister pregnant!?” “Bro she made me nut in two minutes so I had to pull The Matyr so I wouldn’t look like a quick nut pussy boi.”

by Jobeh November 22, 2017

Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....

Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”

by Booridley March 10, 2020

missing matty hours

when you miss matty because he is perfect and the best boyfriend ever. at this time you just want to hug him, cuddle him, hold his hand, and kiss him. he makes you the happiest ever, gives you endless butterflies, and can put a smile on ur face in an instant. this can occur at any time.

“Oh it’s 3am and I could be cuddling Matty right now, I guess it’s missing Matty hours.”

by shmoneyybunnyy March 26, 2020