Girl1:omg mari is the best she's so smart and pretty .
Girl2:yeah she is smart and pretty i wish I was mari.
Girl2:yeah she is smart and pretty i wish I was mari.
by Omglol576 September 3, 2017

"You sure are Mary today"
by gerald w. May 6, 2009

A lesbian. Probably nonbinary. They like sleeping and are really pretty. They're really likeable but doesn't see that. Needs constant reassurance. But overall a really good person.
by makotolvr December 19, 2020

Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.
Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
by Johnny Iron December 14, 2008

Mari is a girl with very low self-esteem and is very shy around new people. But once you get to know her, you'll realize she is really sweet, funny, and kind! She often feels bad about herself and what she does, and often asks people if they dislike her afterward. Then she might ask if you think she's annoying. You should always answer, "No", otherwise you'll regret it greatly. Always stay by her side, and she'll stay by your side, protecting you and loving you as a great friend. She truly is the greatest friend to have, and the worst thing to lose.
Person 1: Hey have you talked to Mari?
Person 2: Nah, she's too quiet. She's the worst.
Person 1: Well, I think she's amazing.
Person 2: Nah, she's too quiet. She's the worst.
Person 1: Well, I think she's amazing.
by Agent Lycia April 24, 2019

The hawwtest mama on the planet. Part of the explosive group with Mia, Ashley, Jade, etc. When people see her, it's just like WOAH..
by MClikeaboss May 31, 2013
