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maplesyrupline

When someone’s bloodline is so Canadian it’s not even blood anymore
Brad: “Yea my entire family is full on Canadian all around”
Farris: “That’s un interesting bloodline
Brad: “It’s more of a maplesyrupline, not a bloodline”
by Maplesyrupboi May 17, 2019
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maplesyrupline

When your bloodline is not even a bloodline, just being from Canada and whoever settled Canada.
"Literally all of my family is from Canada and whoever settled Canada
So it's more like a
Maplesyrupline."
by Fair:3 May 17, 2019
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Marble

DAD:
life's a crazy bag of marbles
one big, crazy bag of marbles
Blue marbles
red marbles
Half-transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them
Some marbles are even more interesting

Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs.
But then they're the equally limited, but much more surprising, "female" king marble.
Some argue that's debatably rarer.
I argue that's anxiety-inducing.
Some like to abduct smaller marbles.
Then you got to shoot that marble...
...'Cause its marble buddy brought a really big, black tentacle marble.
Marbles sure are random,
Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, Hold other marbles for ransom,
forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground,
begging for the sweet release of marble death!
But you can't.
Because you signed a magical marble pact...
... and you can only watch... as its last marble breath... escapes... its marble... lips.

SON:
Dad?
Did marbles hurt you?

DAD:
No kiddo. I hurt me.
I also hurt marbles.
I feel worse about the marbles.
by Okurin July 25, 2020
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maral

The name is very unique so be happy if you have a Maral in your life. The name means baby deer in Azerbaijani, Persian, Armenian. The name stands for elegance and grace. Maral is very dark haired and is always prepared and has a future plan. She is determined and ambitious. She is very intelligent but is also sometimes in her own world. And that's what makes her so unique and adorable.
مارال دختر خوشگل منه
مارال را دوبار در زندگی پیدا نخواهید کرد
Maral is gorgeous.
by ilikeyourname November 21, 2021
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Toronto maple leafs

They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.
Toronto maple leafs: That's the best dick I ever had give me more

Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.
by Austinomino June 14, 2021
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MapleStory

Some gaaaay shit. Trust me, I played it for like a year. There goes a year I could have been learning the guitar or the violin or being out socializing and making friends! Guess not. Fuck that shit. If you find yourself addicted to that game; get a life outside your buddy list you fag.
Guy1: Yo guyz just had my first solo MM took like 5 sex with my new 7att glove, got it for 20mil.
Guy2: ..lololl u nub i been here since beta i still hav my beta hat on my scania so yeah bitch.
Guy3: ..You're both fags >_> Maplestory sucks my cock and you two suck nexon's cock.
by NoLngrWstngTmeOnMSlolNowImOnUD January 20, 2009
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Toronto Maple Leafs

Storied NHL team that has won 13 Cups, but none since the NHL expanded beyond 6 teams.

I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
And the Toronto Maple Leafs have made the playoffs! Woo!

Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
by DVDGuy October 25, 2008
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