poo marker

the exact opposite of a no wiper

a poo marker is when you wipe your ass over and over and there is still a brown mark on the toilet paper every time, as if a marker made of poo is up your ass

by HJC123 September 5, 2009

Flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.

According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she must be!

by BarbossasPeriwig May 26, 2022

white marker

A kickass slang term for a penis.

(It has nothing to do with skin color, they're all white markers... think about it.)

I'm gonna write my name on her face with my white marker.

by rocket man November 9, 2008

stretch market

n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.

Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.

What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011

Marketexture

A marketing campaign that descibes a product's usage (or even a product) that is a complete fabrication. While the product may have use as descrbied within the marketing material, it is not based on any real event or proof that it can be acheived.

that powerpoint about the product in use was complete marketexture. Toothpaste adds claiming usage will help get you laid are based on marketexture.

by CaliforniaMatt September 29, 2008

Marketar

A fusion between the words "Market" (verb: to engage in the commercial promotion, sale, or distribution of) and "Avatar" (a computer user's representation of himself/herself or alter ego).

Marketars are used on social networking sites to give a voice and face to a commercial / promotional agenda.

Though a Marketar speaks with a singular "voice" - it's actions (content creation - i.e. photos, comments, etc) may be created by more than one person.

Our nightclub set up a Marketar on Facebook to help promote our events by posting party pics and letting folks know about upcoming specials.

by themonkeybear April 23, 2009

Marketing H8

Irrational fear of customer count reductions leading to bigotry against logic.

The client, filled with marketing H8, demanded that each contact attempt be counted as an individual customer.

by Marketing Serf June 11, 2011