March 3

Today is throw an avocado at your friend day!

Person 1: hey guess what?
Person 2: uhh? What?
Person 1: *gets avocados out* it's march 3
Person 2: fuck

by UhhhHhhh...hi.its.daddy December 6, 2020

March 2nd

The day the the realist g on the earth was born hailing down as the conquerer of females and the slayer of opps

March 2nd The day of Legends

Ohhh so you are a march 2nd nigga

by 5God November 5, 2019

march 8th

the day a fine ass bitch was born! thick and has a pretty face too. so kind and loyal and funny and the best person!

guy: oh yeah her birthday is march 8th
guy: noo wayy woah

by getthemoney$$$ November 24, 2019

March 16

The day that is next to a worthless holiday, Saint Patrick's Day. The people who have this birthday are normally gorgeous.

Wow, she looks like she was born on March 16th.

by Yourrrrrrwelcommeee October 15, 2019

5 March(Girls National Day)

If you are a girl then it’s your fucking day and you are just so incredible,beautiful and amazing💗Everyone loves you

Are you going to celebrate 5 March(Girls National Day)?

by clara🥵🥺🤡🤠 October 17, 2019

March 19

National send your boyfriend a booty pic

So go send him one no matter where you are on march 19

by Lup3 March 18, 2021

March 21

National get your dick sucked day

It’s march 21 you already know what that means

by Youknowimalways right November 24, 2021